Drunken Satyr Statue (Milan, Italy)
Yet another moron broke this Drunken Satyr statue at the Academy of Fine Arts of Brera in Milan. Luckily, the statue was only a copy of the original. Still, the idiot who destroyed it didn’t know that. They climbed onto the statue, breaking its leg off. Why would anyone climb a statue in a museum? You should know by now: they were trying to take a selfie.