Some Like It Rough
I had a woman come in complaining of pelvic pain once. Her boyfriend accompanied her and suddenly became nervous and uncomfortable when I asked her when the pain developed. She said it started about a week before when she and her boyfriend were having a romp in the sack.
I was like, yeah, definitely time for the pelvic exam. I noticed that when I started the pelvic exam, the boyfriend bolted out of the examination room. Turns out, the patient had a vulvar hematoma. Maybe don’t Google image search that if you’re queasy.
It’s trauma typically seen with bicycle accidents when a patient hits the seat. Hard. That wasn’t the awkward part though. The awkwardness was in telling the boyfriend to take it easy. Story credit: Reddit / lordhuggington